Hilarious moments
I had taken things slowly now after my last involvement in running a cat show last December. So, I had been practically a regular exhibitor (which I had not been for the longest time that I could remember…..) for the year 2009, still traveling here and there and I could not imagine there were so many hilarious things happened during shows until other fellow exhibitors told me about some ‘amazing’ people.
‘Amazing’ people such as:-
1. A judge could not tolerate with the loudness and continuously utterly clerk that the judge wished that a duct tape was available and immediately the Show Manager stood up and reach behind his pocket for a duct tape!!
2. A show manager shows her cat and announcing to a judge that she need only x points to grand her cat. This was immediately shush by the Ring Clerk and told her, ‘You can’t do that!!’
3. A ring clerk had purposely uttered, ‘That is such an ugly cat!!‘ which was heard by some exhibitors and angered them.
4. An exhibitor was on his feet when the show management did not provide lunch for him while there is a food court just right across the show hall
5. A judge had asked a fellow exhibitor to carry a box upon returning to his home country without telling the poor kid that inside the box contains his tuxedo, a pair of shoes and some other personal stuffs.
6. An exhibitor’s cat was classified as OPEN in the show catalogue but informed all the Ring Clerks that her cat is a CHAMPION without filling the Correction Form. When confronted, the exhibitor said she was informed by the self-proclaimed licensed Master Clerk that there is no need to fill up such form and will inform Headquarters personally.
Ring Clerk Joke
What did a licensed Ring Clerk who is clerking told an unlicensed Ring Clerk who is also clerking?
Answer: ‘Check your mechanics’
What did the same unlicensed Ring Clerk told the same licensed Ring Clerk who made few mistakes?
Answer: ‘Check your mechanics, dyke!!!’
Master Clerk Joke
Master Clerk fee for 1 day show: $40
Master Clerk fee for a weekend show: $60
Master Clerk made mistakes and try to do cover ups but got caught by the Show Secretary: ‘Priceless’
Just a quick question. I was at the Mall cat show 2 weeks ago and there was this loud woman standing in front of the judge and teach spectators how to calculate grand championship points while the judge is still judging. Can this be done so?
Comment by Jenny Lai — 30 July, 2009 @ 14:23
Saya selalu jugak baca u punya blog, ada satu soalan lah, jangan marah nya, apa tu ‘dyke’? Saya sekolah kebangsaan, so kurang pasti apa tu.
Comment by Prokay — 30 July, 2009 @ 14:32
of course not Jenny. You are not suppose to disturb a judge while he or she is judging
Comment by Nasi Lemak 50sen — 30 July, 2009 @ 14:58
Dyke pun tak tau? Kat sekolah kebangsaan kan ada pantun begini;
Pulau Pandan jauh di tengah-tengah
Gunung Dyke bercabang tiga
Hancur badan dikandung tanah
Budi baik dikenang juga
Balik sekolah tanya cikgu BM
Comment by Nasi Lemak 50sen — 30 July, 2009 @ 15:05
walau? who does the judge this he is? ask people to carry his stuffs? some more carry his shoe. So shueh leh according to chinese custom!!!
Comment by nightingale — 2 August, 2009 @ 22:56
That ring clerk deserved a slap at the face for making such remarks!!
Comment by hk — 3 August, 2009 @ 10:46
what is going on lah with the cat fancy nowadays?
Comment by nod — 3 August, 2009 @ 15:12
wei, 50sen..memalukan bangsa nasi lemak je…pantun ko tuh silap laa wei..baik ko sendiri tanya cikgu BM sekolah ko…
Comment by Nasi_Lemak_RM1 — 6 August, 2009 @ 19:58